Hello,
This is the site dedicated to the "belly".
I am experiencing all new things that I never thought could happen to a human body.
This may get descriptive and is intended for a mature audience.
Don't worry I will also post pictures of the "belly" necked and clothed (no silly I'm not necked, just the belly is).I guess we will start at the beginning. One night in February my wonderful husband Cory and I layed down (not that descriptive) some new carpet in our apartment then went to McDonald's for a $99 burger (cause we are poor).
At the restaurant we discussed the prospect of a new baby, little did we know the ideas were more than just ideas we were already in it for the long haul.
I decided I no longer wanted to work for the wonder world of wal-mart and Cory had just got a new job at Nutrition Now, a vitamin manufacturer in Vancouver Washington. ( no I live in Portland, Oregon). So I called in sick for 4 days while I went to interviews in search for new and better job. On Monday Mar 5th I called in sick for what I thought was my last day,and Cory went to for for his first day.
I didn't have a car but it doesn't matter, cause in Portland we live next to a bus stop and many stores, so i walked down to fred meyers to pick up some lunch for myself. I was walking around the store that they were currently remodeling and I ran across a full shopping cart of pregnancy test and condoms (yea i know its funny combo in a cart huh!). I just had this sudden thought that it has been a while since i had a visit from Aunt grunt, so i grabbed a test and laughed about it as i went through the checkout.
I made my way back home thinking about the odd feeling I had.
I finally got in my house after walking 10 miles up hill both ways and with no shoes, so of course after a 8 hr shift of walking I had to visit the latrine. I grabbed the test and tried to aim for the stick the size of a needle and not get any more on my hands.
I set the stick on the sink and finish the doodies. I stood up washed my urine covered hands, and with out even reading the directions for the color code,I saw the bright Blue lines making a plus sign , I new I was prego.
I had a moment of panic where it was like a over dramatic movie scene and I dropped to my knees and dry heaved once or twice. Then as if it never happened I graped my running shoes and ran the 10 miles (this time it was downhill both ways) back to the store. I graped just 1 more test and ran to the back of the store to the bathrooms, and of coures there is a little 200 yr old lady who just ate a high fiber diet of prunes and laxatives in the single stall bathroom. I was thinking doesn't this lady know that pooping her pants was very low on the scale of importance when it comes to seeing that plus sign again was. Finally after me contuning to pound on the door and the extreme explicits I was shouting through the door, she scurried out of the bathroom.I ran in with my pants down to my knees about ready to do the test in the hallway and peed on the stick in a frantic pushing panic I wasn't much concerned on hitting the target i just wanted to get the results back.
And there is was in the middle of the fred meyer store in Downtown Portland I saw (what is now the most wonderful plus sign I have ever seen ) at that time I just saw a plus sign with no emotion attached to it.
I mosied on back home and waited for Cory to get home from work. Then about 5:00 Cory came in and was so excited about his job that I put my day on hold. We needed to get new telephones so we headed to the mall and started shopping and for a while i forgot about the growing being in my belly.
On the way home form the mall we needed to get some diner so we stopped at the same fred meyer where I previously sent a old lady into a heart attack. I told him I needed to pick up more more item and went right over to the pregnancy test (i knew i needed to prove it to him and also i was still in disbelief) As i picked It up he said "really" I just shrugged my shoulder and proceeded to the check out line.
We got home after riding in the car in extreme silence, we went in and he pointed to the bathroom and then came in with me. Now imagin this:aiming my pee on a thin needle, while trying to avoid my hands,in the middle of a tiny room, stressed out and your husband sitting on the edge of the tub after his very first day of work, with sweat beads dripping down his head, more pit sweat then a construction worker and looking at you with the eye of, if you miss one drop were doing it aging, is not pressure i don't know what is. I wasn't ever sure i could squeeze any urine out. Sure enough after what felt like a eternity we slowly looked at the stick and there is was the bright blue plus sign shining out like the star of David.
Cory started to cry and then so did I then he hugged me and said through a croaky voice "were having a baby.".........
This is the site dedicated to the "belly".
I am experiencing all new things that I never thought could happen to a human body.
This may get descriptive and is intended for a mature audience.
Don't worry I will also post pictures of the "belly" necked and clothed (no silly I'm not necked, just the belly is).I guess we will start at the beginning. One night in February my wonderful husband Cory and I layed down (not that descriptive) some new carpet in our apartment then went to McDonald's for a $99 burger (cause we are poor).
At the restaurant we discussed the prospect of a new baby, little did we know the ideas were more than just ideas we were already in it for the long haul.
I decided I no longer wanted to work for the wonder world of wal-mart and Cory had just got a new job at Nutrition Now, a vitamin manufacturer in Vancouver Washington. ( no I live in Portland, Oregon). So I called in sick for 4 days while I went to interviews in search for new and better job. On Monday Mar 5th I called in sick for what I thought was my last day,and Cory went to for for his first day.
I didn't have a car but it doesn't matter, cause in Portland we live next to a bus stop and many stores, so i walked down to fred meyers to pick up some lunch for myself. I was walking around the store that they were currently remodeling and I ran across a full shopping cart of pregnancy test and condoms (yea i know its funny combo in a cart huh!). I just had this sudden thought that it has been a while since i had a visit from Aunt grunt, so i grabbed a test and laughed about it as i went through the checkout.
I made my way back home thinking about the odd feeling I had.
I finally got in my house after walking 10 miles up hill both ways and with no shoes, so of course after a 8 hr shift of walking I had to visit the latrine. I grabbed the test and tried to aim for the stick the size of a needle and not get any more on my hands.
I set the stick on the sink and finish the doodies. I stood up washed my urine covered hands, and with out even reading the directions for the color code,I saw the bright Blue lines making a plus sign , I new I was prego.
I had a moment of panic where it was like a over dramatic movie scene and I dropped to my knees and dry heaved once or twice. Then as if it never happened I graped my running shoes and ran the 10 miles (this time it was downhill both ways) back to the store. I graped just 1 more test and ran to the back of the store to the bathrooms, and of coures there is a little 200 yr old lady who just ate a high fiber diet of prunes and laxatives in the single stall bathroom. I was thinking doesn't this lady know that pooping her pants was very low on the scale of importance when it comes to seeing that plus sign again was. Finally after me contuning to pound on the door and the extreme explicits I was shouting through the door, she scurried out of the bathroom.I ran in with my pants down to my knees about ready to do the test in the hallway and peed on the stick in a frantic pushing panic I wasn't much concerned on hitting the target i just wanted to get the results back.
And there is was in the middle of the fred meyer store in Downtown Portland I saw (what is now the most wonderful plus sign I have ever seen ) at that time I just saw a plus sign with no emotion attached to it.
I mosied on back home and waited for Cory to get home from work. Then about 5:00 Cory came in and was so excited about his job that I put my day on hold. We needed to get new telephones so we headed to the mall and started shopping and for a while i forgot about the growing being in my belly.
On the way home form the mall we needed to get some diner so we stopped at the same fred meyer where I previously sent a old lady into a heart attack. I told him I needed to pick up more more item and went right over to the pregnancy test (i knew i needed to prove it to him and also i was still in disbelief) As i picked It up he said "really" I just shrugged my shoulder and proceeded to the check out line.
We got home after riding in the car in extreme silence, we went in and he pointed to the bathroom and then came in with me. Now imagin this:aiming my pee on a thin needle, while trying to avoid my hands,in the middle of a tiny room, stressed out and your husband sitting on the edge of the tub after his very first day of work, with sweat beads dripping down his head, more pit sweat then a construction worker and looking at you with the eye of, if you miss one drop were doing it aging, is not pressure i don't know what is. I wasn't ever sure i could squeeze any urine out. Sure enough after what felt like a eternity we slowly looked at the stick and there is was the bright blue plus sign shining out like the star of David.
Cory started to cry and then so did I then he hugged me and said through a croaky voice "were having a baby.".........
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